🎮 Trainer Policies – kJ.killajoules
Last Updated: 12.22.2025
Welcome, Trainer! Thanks for stopping by kJ.killajoules! Before you begin your adventure, please take a moment to review some rules, item descriptions, and how we keep your data safe. By exploring this site or placing an order, you agree to follow these guidelines.
1. ⚡ Independence & Trademark Disclaimer
We may sell awesome Pokémon cards, but we are not a Gym Leader, Professor, or official affiliate of:
All Pokémon names, images, and trademarks belong to their rightful owners. We’re just passionate collectors sharing the fun.
2. 🎴 Terms & Conditions
2.1 General
This site is operated by kJ.killajoules. By browsing or buying, you accept these terms… kind of like pressing “A” to continue.
2.2 Products
We sell Pokémon cards and related collectibles. We do our best to describe card conditions accurately, but remember: even in the wild, no two Pokémon look exactly the same.
2.3 Pricing
Prices may change without warning… just like the stock in a Poké‑Mart.
2.4 Order Acceptance
We reserve the right to cancel or refuse orders for reasons like suspected fraud, inventory errors, or if Team Rocket is acting up.
2.5 Limitation of Liability
We’re not responsible for damages from using our site or products. No Self‑Destruct allowed.
2.6 Governing Law
These terms follow the laws of the United States and not the laws of Kanto, Johto, or Sinnoh.
3. 🔒 Privacy Policy
3.1 What We Collect
To complete your quest, we may gather:
3.2 How We Use Your Info
We use your data to:
3.3 Cookies
Cookies help keep your cart full and your experience smooth… like a Rare Candy for website performance.
3.4 Sharing Your Info
We never sell your data. We only share what’s necessary with:
3.5 Security
We use reasonable safeguards to protect your info… think of it as a digital Protect move.
3.6 Your Rights
Depending on your region, you may request:
Contact us at kj.killajoules.
3.7 Children’s Privacy
Our site isn’t intended for Trainers under 13.
4. 🚚 Shipping Policy
4.1 Processing Time
Orders usually ship within 1–3 business days… faster than a Quick Attack.
4.2 Shipping Methods
We ship using:
4.3 Tracking
You’ll receive a tracking number once your order is on its journey… like watching your Pokémon travel through the PC system.
4.4 Lost or Damaged Packages
Once your package is with the carrier, it’s out of our Poké Ball. We’re not responsible for:
For damage, please file a claim with the carrier.
4.5 International Shipping Not Available
We do not offering shipping outside of the USA.
5. ❌ Refund & Return Policy (All Sales Final)
5.1 No Refunds or Returns
All sales are final—no Reset button here. We do notaccept:
This applies to:
5.2 Damaged Items
We inspect and pack everything carefully… like protecting a holo card with a Toploader. If damage happens during shipping, please contact the carrier.
6. 📬 Contact Us
If you have questions, need help, or want to trade friendly vibes, reach out HERE!
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